Graham of London. Eater of the Bacon, Occupier of the Flat, Defender of 80s Music, Usurper of the Beanbag Chair.
Belly rubs, power ballads, chocolate milk, your face.
Pretentious folk, boats, ketchup, and people who take life too seriously.
Things you will find here: Posts about me, things I like, things that amuse me, things that are super cool and/or interesting, and bottoms (probably female) Will be tagged as NSFW.
You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.