HEY PRETTY BABY WITH THE HIGH HEELS ON!

Graham. British.

I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it.


LIKES: Belly rubs, power ballads, chocolate milk, your face.

DISLIKES: Pretentious folk, boats, "after-thought" type sequels, and people who take life too seriously.

Things you will find here: Posts about me, things I like, things that amuse me, things that are super cool and/or interesting, and bottoms (probably female) Will be tagged as NSFW.

You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.