HEY PRETTY BABY WITH THE HIGH HEELS ON!

Graham of London. Eater of the Bacon, Occupier of the Flat, Defender of 80s Music, Usurper of the Beanbag Chair.

LIKES: Belly rubs, power ballads, chocolate milk, your face.

DISLIKES: Pretentious folk, boats, ketchup, and people who take life too seriously.

Things you will find here: Posts about me, things I like, things that amuse me, things that are super cool and/or interesting, and bottoms (probably female) Will be tagged as NSFW.

You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.