June 2012
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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FUCKING A MAN, 4 day weekend.
Here’s to you, Liz.
Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
88 posts
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May 31st
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's...
May 31st
mardy—-bum replied to your post: The peacock is back Haha does it just live there now? It would appear so! It woke my gf up at the crack of dawn by making it’s weird mating/distress call thing. lokiitis replied to your post: The peacock is back train it to kill your enemies and name it jeremiah I am trying, but he will not listen to strategy. Have given him ‘The Art of...
May 30th
The peacock is back
May 30th
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May 30th
mardy—-bum started following you
May 29th
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May 29th
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“Shortcuts are supposed to be challenging, if they were easy they would just be...”
May 28th
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So I've got an idea for a business...
Anyone got any money?
May 27th
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May 27th
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Make that 7 points.
Estonia, Latvia and Belgium are our homeboys. Norway are bottom now, poor Norway. Know your pain brah.
May 26th
Ok the UK is now last.
We have one point. We’re losing to everyone in Europe. Seriously, why does everyone hate us? Are we the USA of Europe?
May 26th
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So the UK has 1 point on Eurovision
If only the UK had some sort of reputable music industry. Gargh. Anyone who says this political just doesn’t understand how pure music is…
May 26th
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Having a good ole lol at Eurovision
May 26th
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May 26th
callmefelicia started following you
May 25th
Bored out of my tits maaaan. Helen has fallen...
Crazy Friday nights in the flat!
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely...”
– Douglas Adams
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Talking to a customer on the phone at work
(Name changed for legal reasons. Also I don't remember her name.)
Me: How does your name appear on your bank account?
Her: Sarah M Fraser
Me: Is that M for Mike?
Her: Erm, no, it's M for Melanie.
May 23rd
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linny-lalala started following you
May 23rd
May 23rd
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lokiitis replied to your post: My belly is making rumbly noises you’re on a boat are you wearing a nautical-themed pashmina afghan Did you know that DMCL CRAFTED me a nautical themed pashmina afghan for my birthday?
May 23rd
My belly is making rumbly noises
Also the boat is rocking about a bit today. Probably too much for my liking.
May 23rd
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Arms are a bit pink from the Sun
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
May 22nd
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May 21st
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Except for you, you're alright. Everyone else is a...
May 20th
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I fucking hate people
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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Beers in the office. Fridays just got a lot...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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these are brilliant
skechee:
May 15th
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Ever fallen in love with someone? Ever fallen in...
The Buzzcocks - Ever fallen in love with someone (You shouldn’t have fallen in love with?) I just love this chorus, it shouldn’t work. Nowhere in the universe should it work. But it’s incredible.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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So if you don't put your gender on Facebook it...
I’ll get over it.
May 13th
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