February 2012
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“You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.”
– Scroobius Pip (via hamwise)
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Interviews make me feel like this
How about you Keep Calm and fuck off
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“If you think that’s homophobic, you should just Jew off and stop being so...”
– Simon Amstell
Ok, the builders downstairs need to fuck off
right now
Helen is watching One Born Every Minute
kill me now
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Casserole in the oven
I think I need a day off from speaking to...
Last guy was a complete cunt, and I didn’t hide the apathy I felt toward him well at all.
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Only just remembered it's pancake day...It crepe'd...
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PANCAKE DAY
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“Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently...”
– John Cooper Clarke
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Why are people wishing Kurt Cobain a happy...
I don’t get the whole celebrating/mentioning people birthdays when they’re dead.
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“Social workers. Women in burkas.
Left-wingers, suburban swingers....”
– Which Witch Hunt - Charlie Brooker
Random guy said he'd pay me a fiver me to give him...
Ho hum.
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Unbeaten in 2012
Olympic.
What do we want? A CURE FOR DEAFNESS!
When do we want it?
A CURE FOR DEAFNESS!
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I have been super productive today, now time to...
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“The black mirror…is the one you’ll find on every wall, on every...”
– Charlie Brooker
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Watching Black Mirror
aw yeaaah
If Kate Beckinsale were president, she'd be...
Job Interview on Tuesday
How you like dem apples?