June 2012
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FUCKING A MAN, 4 day weekend.
Here’s to you, Liz.
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May 2012
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's...
mardy—-bum replied to your post: The peacock is back
Haha does it just live there now?
It would appear so! It woke my gf up at the crack of dawn by making it’s weird mating/distress call thing.
lokiitis replied to your post: The peacock is back
train it to kill your enemies and name it jeremiah
I am trying, but he will not listen to strategy. Have given him ‘The Art of...
The peacock is back
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mardy—-bum started following you
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Shortcuts are supposed to be challenging, if they were easy they would just be...
So I've got an idea for a business...
Anyone got any money?
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Make that 7 points.
Estonia, Latvia and Belgium are our homeboys.
Norway are bottom now, poor Norway. Know your pain brah.
Ok the UK is now last.
We have one point. We’re losing to everyone in Europe.
Seriously, why does everyone hate us? Are we the USA of Europe?
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So the UK has 1 point on Eurovision
If only the UK had some sort of reputable music industry.
Gargh. Anyone who says this political just doesn’t understand how pure music is…
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Having a good ole lol at Eurovision
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callmefelicia started following you
Bored out of my tits maaaan. Helen has fallen...
Crazy Friday nights in the flat!
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely...
– Douglas Adams
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Talking to a customer on the phone at work
(Name changed for legal reasons. Also I don't remember her name.)
Me: How does your name appear on your bank account?
Her: Sarah M Fraser
Me: Is that M for Mike?
Her: Erm, no, it's M for Melanie.
linny-lalala started following you
lokiitis replied to your post: My belly is making rumbly noises
you’re on a boat are you wearing a nautical-themed pashmina afghan
Did you know that DMCL CRAFTED me a nautical themed pashmina afghan for my birthday?
My belly is making rumbly noises
Also the boat is rocking about a bit today. Probably too much for my liking.
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Arms are a bit pink from the Sun
Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
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Except for you, you're alright. Everyone else is a...
I fucking hate people
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Beers in the office. Fridays just got a lot...
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these are brilliant
skechee:
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Ever fallen in love with someone? Ever fallen in...
The Buzzcocks - Ever fallen in love with someone (You shouldn’t have fallen in love with?)
I just love this chorus, it shouldn’t work. Nowhere in the universe should it work. But it’s incredible.
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So if you don't put your gender on Facebook it...
I’ll get over it.