HEY PRETTY BABY WITH THE HIGH HEELS ON!

Graham. British.

I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it.


LIKES: Belly rubs, power ballads, chocolate milk, your face.

DISLIKES: Pretentious folk, boats, "after-thought" type sequels, and people who take life too seriously.

Things you will find here: Posts about me, things I like, things that amuse me, things that are super cool and/or interesting, and bottoms (probably female) Will be tagged as NSFW.

You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.

Feeling a bit delicate this morning.

More pictures are emerging…

Goodnight, you gloriously overly attractive bunch on internet friends.

Be good.

I tried to film something.

Keyword: tried.

Here are some very drunk friends/cameraman.

Fierce

Shout out to Helen for ordering pizza and leaving some in the fridge.

Retro fever, apparently

Walking home is roooobish

Absolutely trollied

Reflex

Mark on the abyss

(via sweetshambles)

Erugh, horrible rain out there today. It’s fortunate I look good when wet.